In the last few days I've been:
...and hay, poop and dirt stuck to every single wet patch on me. And not only that, but some of that hay is sharp!! It hurts, darnit.
Mooky took one look at me and said "Please don't tell me any gross details, Mama." LOL Who, me? Gross details? Surely not.
Yesterday, after a LONG hard labor which failed to progress... and... lots of gory details... and calls to Teresa and the Vet and Teresa calling her friend John... Maggie had triplets. (That was the extremely short version, BTW.)